i want my toatser to move. Not around, as that could be problematic, just move. breakfast would never be the same again
-- ninjafishcake, Jun 22 2003

Pop a couple of M-80's in there.

It'll move.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 22 2003


<vision of ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ with his feet nailed to the table>
-- Shz, Jun 22 2003


Tak 'he doast ou uf my mouf!! Tak 'he gawd dan doust ou uf my fhukun mouf nao!!

That would be a thing I'd like to see/hear when my toast was done. +
-- sartep, Jun 22 2003


Apply "dancing Coke can" tech to it, a la Lisa Simpson's tap shoes, and break out the big beats.
-- friendlyfire, Jun 22 2003


WTCTTISITMWIBNIIWR: Ghostbusters 2.
-- Cedar Park, Jun 22 2003


This is one of the funnyest things ive ever heard i'd love to see this.
-- Wingmaster, Jan 09 2007



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