A tumble dryer lint trap which collects the lint for many years and weaves cloth out of it and, when there is enough, crafts a single garment, with fibres and memories of all your past clothes.
-- hippo, May 12 2017

Shoddy https://en.wikipedi...ile_manufacturing#S
Etymology [8th of 7, May 12 2017]

//Proust-branded biscuits// https://world.openf...es-delices-de-marie
commercially available [pocmloc, Feb 18 2022]

The result would be Shoddy <link>
-- 8th of 7, May 12 2017


// a little into surplus //

If you want more, just stick the whole cat in the machine, on boil wash.

// cat allergy //

It's not necessarily the fur itself that causes allergies - a lot of it is the disgusting cocktail of contaminants that the filthy vermin spread all over themselves by "washing".
-- 8th of 7, May 13 2017


I applaud this idea, because it threatens to derive something practical from the oeuvre of Proust, thereby subverting said oeuvre. [+]
-- pertinax, May 14 2017


Yes - I'm amazed no one on the Halfbakery has yet proposed a line of Proust-branded biscuits
-- hippo, May 15 2017



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