The advantages of vinyl audio recordings are well established.
This idea replicates all the tactile, aesthetic and practical advantages with all of the downsides.
A vinyl record, with all the grooviness and labels of a standard vinyl record, conceals within it a solid state memory full of digital music, and a near-field communications device.
Place it on our turntable. Hit the start button, and hear your favourite tunes in all their glorious distorted glory.
The turntable device spins the plastic pointlessly, and adds clicks, crackles and rumble, to give warmth, life and authenticity to your listening experience.-- Frankx, Sep 26 2019 The subtitle to this idea says that it //Plays records// - I think what you meant to say is that it //Plays records//-- hippo, Sep 26 2019 Hmm, yes. Fixed.-- Frankx, Sep 26 2019 random, halfbakery