Ordained priest responds to confessional tweets. Sins absolved online or by text message, conveniently and instantly. 120 characters or fewer.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Mar 25 2014

could be automated, freeing up manpower for snow clearance and the like.
-- bs0u0155, Mar 25 2014


Any sin you can summarize in less than 120 characters hardly counts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014


Oh I don't know about that.
-- po, Mar 25 2014


Oh, come on. Even "including the chicken" adds 21 characters.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014


Presumably "fiddling with little boys" gets you promotion and an immediate transfer to a parish a long way away …
-- 8th of 7, Mar 25 2014


Are you claiming Paypal Authority Bigs?
-- AusCan531, Mar 26 2014


Ahhh, Paypal Infallibility...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 26 2014


Wa waa waaa

That's better than the "I heard this pope loves cats, someone told me he's a cat-oholic". Don't blame me, blame Milton Jones...
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 26 2014


We'd rather blame you, since we now have the sacks of feathers and the tar is nice and hot ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 26 2014


Does Hail Mary etc. get chopped off at 120 character?
-- popbottle, Mar 27 2014


My daily goal is to perform ~4/7 o the deadly sins each day. Absolving me would just make it less fun. [+] but, that's just me, I think there's still a market for your idea, even though I'm not in it
-- sophocles, Mar 27 2014


You have committed The Unforgivable Sin by not fitting your message into 120 characters. Pleae repent, recount, and try again. (As for being a neo Nazi racist hatemongerimg kiddy fiddler - you're forgiven).
-- Edie, Apr 22 2024


ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
-- Voice, Apr 22 2024


... , your honour.
-- pertinax, Apr 23 2024


heheheheee
-- Voice, Apr 23 2024


He offered his honour She honoured his offer And all night it was Honour, offer, honour, offer
-- Edie, Apr 23 2024


Thanks for the laugh
-- Voice, Apr 23 2024



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