Product: Toy: Projectile
?Balls   (+8, -7)  [vote for, against]

Average looking paintball spheres, except they can be custom filled with whichever liquid you wish, choosing from a list of milk, water, actual paint, saliva, the ever popular choice of pudding/ custard, the tears of the innocent, and apple or grape juice.
-- notmarkflynn, Apr 18 2006

(???) Concomitant dictionary.referenc...earch?q=concomitant
[notmarkflynn, Apr 19 2006]

I've decided to bun, of the concomitant posts, this one. It is more reasonable. [+]
-- daseva, Apr 19 2006


I had to look up "concomitant." The ole' lexicon isn't as good as I thought it was...
-- notmarkflynn, Apr 19 2006


I know scented/flavored paintballs exist. I'm trying to find a link.
-- Letsbuildafort, Apr 19 2006


People often ask me: Zeno, is it possible to get pregnant without intercourse? My answer is always the same. I say we have to go all the way back to the civil paintball wars when appearantly...
-- zeno, Apr 19 2006


+ blood, permanent black ink, cranberry sauce, hot cappuccino, jello, glue, motor oil, Martian dust, wine,.....and a bunch of candy question marks, most likely licorice.
-- xandram, Apr 19 2006


you sound like a persil advert
-- po, Apr 19 2006


<nemesis>This is vile, not to mention dangerous. People would fill them with metal to get cheap ammo. Look at yourself, you've reduced xandram to repeating herself!</nemesis>
-- dbmag9, Apr 19 2006


I fixed that, but I'm a her-self.
-- xandram, Apr 19 2006


"My west window has all the exuberance of Chaucer without, happily, any of the more concomitant crudities of his period." - Canon D'Ascoyne, brilliantly played by Alec Guinness in "Kind Hearts and Coronets".
-- hippo, Apr 19 2006


There are few negative comments, but a bunch of negative votes. Interesting.
-- notmarkflynn, Apr 26 2006


[+] You could set up a 'pick'n'mix' style paintball buffet at your paintball arena, and let the poor saps choose their ammo.

Personally I'd go for the birdpoo option.
-- kuupuuluu, Apr 26 2006


It's not much of an idea, but you've squeezed a small bun out of me for paintball ammo filled with "the tears of the innocent".

In fact next time I go paintballing I will tell people that's what I'm using. Especially if they've never met me before and don't know how much crap I talk.
-- wagster, Aug 05 2009


May morning dew?
-- pocmloc, Aug 05 2009


Sean Keane's version of that song can bring tears to my eyes every time I hear it. I must be getting old and soppy.
-- wagster, Aug 05 2009



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