They should market white, thick hair gel in phallic-shaped tubes, and give it lots of hold (as in the gravity defying type).
Not really anything special, just something fun. Great for parties.-- mrkillboy, Sep 08 2000 There's Something About Mary http://us.imdb.com/Title?0129387Bet you can't guess where I got this lame-ass idea from! [mrkillboy, Sep 08 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004] 'Something About Mary' hair gel and plush dog http://cgi.ebay.com...tem&item=1410911981From Ebay, so it'll be gone in 30 days or so, but I'm sure it'll be back. I've seen it there before... [StarChaser, Sep 08 2000] 'Something About Mary' hair gel http://www.moviepro...arymerchandise2.htmUpdated from the original Ebay item, to something that should be around later. [StarChaser, Oct 04 2004] Apparently the people who made the movie thought of that, and gave out promotional kits with the gel...-- StarChaser, Feb 24 2001 Well, slap me sideways! How about an official "Dumb and Dumber Lloyd Christmas Electric Toenail Sander?" (remember the styling parlor scene and Lloyd's wacky pedicure?)! And, continuing in the Farrelly Bros. vein, how about an official "Me, Myself, and Irene Gigantic Flesh-colored Marital Enhancer"?-- Sparki, Aug 11 2001, last modified Sep 26 2001 yuk.-- sdm, Aug 11 2001 Sparki: There are lots of 'Austin Powers' penis pumps, so that's already baked...-- StarChaser, Aug 11 2001 Oh, but Star Chaser, I bet there aren't any Jim Carrey Nail Sanders! :-)-- Sparki, Sep 26 2001 random, halfbakery