Take a sport.

Any sport will do. Boring sports especially.

Yes, even bowling.

Yes, croquet, too.

Especially croquet.

Even golf.

Stick multiple cows in the course/field as obstacles that must be avoided at all costs.

Much better.

Imagine "Stick a Cow in the Field" baseball......
-- DesertFox, Jun 27 2004

I voted yes for "miniature golf version of anything" so I'll vote for this too.
-- 5th Earth, Jun 27 2004


Odd - I'm voting against this for the same reason. Sorry, DF.
-- lostdog, Jun 27 2004


Cows move around and stuff. They also moo to throw off your concentration.
-- DesertFox, Jun 27 2004


<obligatory> Don't have a cow man.
This has the potential of degrading into a list but I couldn't help but picture Roller Derby/Running of the bulls, so (+).
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 27 2004


I need more details on the "much better" part. It isn't immediately evident to me.
-- waugsqueke, Jun 27 2004


I quite like this idea ! It breaks up the monotony by adding the element of surprise. (mildly baked by the spanish a long time ago). I would feel mildly upset about seeing a cow take a baseball to the head, as I tuck into my beef burger.
-- PainOCommonSense, Jun 28 2004


Negative point- You don't have to feed a windmill- AND the cow will ruin your field
-- macncheesy, Jun 28 2004


Much better than the udder similar idea -- so, since the windmills deserved 2 fishbones, this idea gets only 1.
-- phundug, Jun 28 2004


...although the idea of riding a cow down a luge course is pretty amusing... okay, croissant.
-- phundug, Jun 28 2004


Neutral from me. Been there, done that. Stick a (insert funny object that doesn't belong) in (recreational activity). Even borrowed the presentation style.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 28 2004


?

I didn't borrow the presentation style.

???

I did it like that on the spur of the moment.....
-- DesertFox, Jun 30 2004



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