A microphone that has built into it a series of standard levitation tricks used in magic shows.
The tricks would be used to punctuate parts of the speakers monolog. "We can't just float the economy on magic trick style manipulations by the fed." (Then the mic floats from hand to hand back and forth as if levitating.)
It could be collapsable so the speaker could crush it in his hand and have it disappear up his sleeve.
In helium filled mode you do a mic drop in reverse, it floats up.
Basically take any magic trick out there and apply those systems to a specially manufactured magic mic.
I think everybody should weigh in an some variation of pert's Mic Drop Mat.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2023 Here's one feature. https://www.youtube...watch?v=55IEJMzPVCk [doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2023] Dagnabit! (+)-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2023 random, halfbakery