Universally recognized sweatband worn to advertise anti-society wishes. This is for those days when you're in a really fierce mood, or when you haven't brushed your teeth and don't want your breath to be smelled - situations like these. You snap on your "Keep Away" sweatband, and everyone knows not to speak to you any more than is strictly necessary.
-- cheeselikesubstance, Jul 22 2001

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A classic UK comedy character. [Aristotle, Jul 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

I think a black anarchy tee usually has this effect ... even though anarchists are some of the nicest people I know... Did you have a bad day?
-- futurebird, Jul 22 2001


try carrying a weapon of some type - like a shotgun.
-- benfrost, Jul 22 2001


I thought sweatbands were universally accepted as being 'keep away' signs by default.
-- thumbwax, Jul 23 2001


It may keep normal people away, but the fashion police will be sure to come after you.
-- AfroAssault, Oct 02 2001



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