This involves mass population of people moving to where the yeti is supposed to live, making its environment smaller and smaller forcing it into the cities so I can get a better look at it. Very similar to my Badger experiment of 86.
-- Mr Risk, Mar 19 2003

it was reported later that it was actually John Prescott. http://www.thisisth..._seen_one_yeti.html
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You first - pretty darn cold up there. (Besides, this approach has dismally failed to produce any results with the Sasquatch.)
-- DrCurry, Mar 19 2003


It's bad enough with foxes attacking my bins without bigfoots (bigfeet?) rooting through them as well.
-- oneoffdave, Mar 19 2003


Is this why China is *really* in Tibet, they're trying to flush out the Yeti? Or does he hang out in Nepal? I forget.
-- snarfyguy, Mar 19 2003


Could we try this with SETI first?
-- beauxeault, Mar 19 2003


This could be easily accomplished by offering really cheap yeti-hunting package holidays. Or by invading China, which would also be fun.
-- pottedstu, Mar 19 2003


Not particularly in favor of bother the Yeti, I’ll give you a croissant, because I realize that this is a satirical idea. Leave the poor Yeti alone, I’m sure you’re really saying...
-- pluterday, Mar 20 2003


I'm much impressed with both the terms "Yeti bothering" and "Urban Yetification".
-- DrBob, Mar 21 2003


Yuppiys - Young Urban Professional Yetis.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 21 2003


It does man Vs nature = world domination
-- Mr Risk, Mar 24 2003


The one I talked to said that we stink, and our moms dress us funny.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 10 2004


Yeti... Yeti... Yeti... I'd rather spend a day on the water... I think I'll go fishin' for Nessie.
-- zigness, Apr 10 2004



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