Ive seen these different color catsups these days, Some sort of swirly green and i think theres purple. Kids love it. Yellow catsup. People will buy it because it's fuggin Hilarious. I would at least.
-- sputnik5, Jun 27 2002

The Condiment Swirl http://www.halfbake...20Condiment_20Swirl
Or Condiment Hurl, as the case may be [thumbwax, Jun 29 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

I'm gonna give you a fishbone, 'cause its fuggin hilarious. I think so at least.
-- [ sctld ], Jun 27 2002


Sally likes ketchup, Billy likes mustard. But when Mom's making lunch and can't remember which hot dog belongs to whom, panic sets in. Hilarity ensues.
-- phoenix, Jun 27 2002


Glad to see that you could join us Mr Al Fayed. Here's a rotting fish carcass for your emporium.
-- st3f, Jun 28 2002


..it's yellow.

get it?

like must...

awww nevermind.
-- sputnik5, Jun 29 2002


Ohhhhh-- I get it now! Fishbone.
-- jester, Jun 29 2002


Made from those yellow low-acid tomatoes, maybe. Different taste than regular red tomatoes. Good for your ulcers, maybe? Come on, sputnik5, I'm trying to help you.
-- TeaTotal, Jun 29 2002


Ketchup, or rather, tomato ketchup, isn't just made from tomato. It has other vegetables in is as well. Isn't mustard a type of ketchup anyway?
-- [ sctld ], Jun 29 2002


Mustard. Ingredients mustard powder, water, possibly vinegar and/or flour. Ketchup. Ingredients (Heinz) "tomatos, spirit vinegar, glucose syrup, sugar, salt, spice & herb extracts, spice, garlic powder".
-- pottedstu, Jun 29 2002


... miscellaneous insect parts and feces".
-- thumbwax, Jun 30 2002



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