A wristwatch-sized strap on turntable on which LPs can be mounted. A thin, telescopic arm radiates from the spindle in the centre ending in a stylus and a folding trumpet is placed on it, which is otherwise stored in a drawer underneath the spindle. When not being used for playback, the arm points through the minute on the central dial and a second, shorter telescopic arm indicates the hour. This arm can also be used to play singles.
-- nineteenthly, Jul 12 2014

cardboard record player. http://www.dmplaza....oard-record-player/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 12 2014]

like this? http://static3.musi...turntable-watch.png
[xenzag, Jul 14 2014]

Like this? http://www.emiarchi...he-first-mini-disc/
From 1924 [pocmloc, Jul 15 2014]

Cool. Check out the link.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 12 2014


The ideal basis for a Steampunk personal audio system.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 13 2014


As a Plan B, you could have tubular bracelet, made of a wax cylinder, that I think would be able to play no matter the orientation of the forearm..
-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 13 2014


The player would of course need to be connected by a bifurcated Gosport tube to a large horn attached to each epaulette, so as to produce the necessary quality of stereo reproduction.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 13 2014


My husband would love this. He is a collector of all things LP. We have rooms with nothing else in them. So a huge + from me, so they will finally get played.
-- blissmiss, Jul 14 2014


[+] but I'm thinking of either a wristwatch that plays itty-bitty records, or something like a wall-clock turntable.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 14 2014


+ what [FT] said. cool idea, but regular sized LPs would be a bit unstable.
-- xandram, Jul 14 2014


What [nmr] said. Cylindrical tube records would make more sense.
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 16 2014



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