We've all had those embarassing and financially hurtful occasions, when we've been introduced to prospective parents-in-law or job interview panelists only to be taken with fits of laughter at their poorly fitted hairpiece. With new Wig-A-Way aesthetic improvement glasses you'll never be confronted by an hilarious syrup again! These little wonders simply filter out any light which has previously bounced off cheap nylon fibres.

Warning - may have unfortunate side effects, do not wear at midwestern sales conferences.
-- key-aero, Jul 27 2001

I've really only put this one here because, of all the categories I've looked at, fashion:hair seems to get the worst posts/ratings ratio.
-- key-aero, Jul 27 2001


'Hilarious syrup'?
-- StarChaser, Jul 28 2001


Syrup: n CRS cfr syrup of figs
-- key-aero, Jul 30 2001


Once more in English?
-- StarChaser, Aug 04 2001


English? CRS=Cockernee rhyming slang.
-- key-aero, Aug 06 2001


Ah, so desu. That's never made any sense to me...
-- StarChaser, Aug 06 2001



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