Rig an WIFI antenna inside the felt of your bowler/stove-pipe hat and increase the transmission strength of your favorite mobile wireless device, while at the same time cooking your brain due to microwave radiation!

Stealthily violate FCC regulations!

Jam those government mind-rays with your own signal!

Impress the Chicks with your technological gewgaws /and/ Neo-Victorian fashion sense! No more scaring off potential mates with your shiny tinfoil hat!
-- smurfzilla, Jun 11 2004

The brim might provide a useful ground plane.
-- benjamin, Jun 12 2004


i like attracting lightning strikes.
-- changokun, Jun 12 2004



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