A bong with one of those little breath-run motor whistles, so when you take a hit, it goes "FFFWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!

Also, it would be cool to have one of those bird warbler whistles on a bong. The ones where the whistle part draws the air through the water, so that it sounds kind of like a bird singing.
-- lawpoop, Aug 10 2003

Bong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong
for po [calum, Oct 20 2005]

I'm sure after 6 to 10 bong hits, the whistle sound only gets funnier and funnier.
-- JimmyPiper, Aug 11 2003


Actually, I was thinking it might creep you out. After 6 to 10 hits.
-- lawpoop, Aug 11 2003


The possibilities for bongs are endless.
-- motive power, Aug 11 2003


You would have to pull very slowly, so as not to wake up the Whistle.
-- bungston, Aug 11 2003


what's a bong?
-- po, Aug 11 2003


What do you do with Bill and Ben?
-- silverstormer, Aug 11 2003


What a great idea!!!. If you could get it to make a farting soung, you could rename it a Pong!!
-- PaddyPat, Aug 12 2003


Can I have one that makes a Brrraaa- aaarrrrr - aarrrp punchline trombone sound ?
-- nichpo, Aug 13 2003


Sure! Funny noise bongs for everybody!
-- lawpoop, Aug 13 2003


maybe digital bong? you get a row of buttons to chose what sounds you want to hear as you take a hit. My personal favorite is "fog horn"
-- colaaddict, Aug 14 2003


yes! just like those digital car horns. mine will play La Cucaracha.
-- DeathNinja, Aug 14 2003


I believe you're referring to a "siren whistle." Also, if you toked slowly enough, you could make it sound like the cops were coming---a perfect prank to play on a paranoid friend.
-- Ander, Aug 24 2003


Why have I never seen one of these for sale? I can't even find one on google! What is wrong with the world?
-- wagster, Oct 20 2005


Bong ideas are muchly underrated. This is probably the best of the bunch.
-- hidden truths, Oct 20 2005



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