A bong with one of those little breath-run motor whistles, so when you take a hit, it goes "FFFWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!
Also, it would be cool to have one of those bird warbler whistles on a bong. The ones where the whistle part draws the air through the water, so that it sounds kind of like a bird singing.-- lawpoop, Aug 10 2003 Bong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bongfor po [calum, Oct 20 2005] I'm sure after 6 to 10 bong hits, the whistle sound only gets funnier and funnier.-- JimmyPiper, Aug 11 2003 Actually, I was thinking it might creep you out. After 6 to 10 hits.-- lawpoop, Aug 11 2003 The possibilities for bongs are endless.-- motive power, Aug 11 2003 You would have to pull very slowly, so as not to wake up the Whistle.-- bungston, Aug 11 2003 what's a bong?-- po, Aug 11 2003 What do you do with Bill and Ben?-- silverstormer, Aug 11 2003 What a great idea!!!. If you could get it to make a farting soung, you could rename it a Pong!!-- PaddyPat, Aug 12 2003 Can I have one that makes a Brrraaa- aaarrrrr - aarrrp punchline trombone sound ?-- nichpo, Aug 13 2003 Sure! Funny noise bongs for everybody!-- lawpoop, Aug 13 2003 maybe digital bong? you get a row of buttons to chose what sounds you want to hear as you take a hit. My personal favorite is "fog horn"-- colaaddict, Aug 14 2003 yes! just like those digital car horns. mine will play La Cucaracha.-- DeathNinja, Aug 14 2003 I believe you're referring to a "siren whistle." Also, if you toked slowly enough, you could make it sound like the cops were coming---a perfect prank to play on a paranoid friend.-- Ander, Aug 24 2003 Why have I never seen one of these for sale? I can't even find one on google! What is wrong with the world?-- wagster, Oct 20 2005 Bong ideas are muchly underrated. This is probably the best of the bunch.-- hidden truths, Oct 20 2005 random, halfbakery