At large gatherings where staff must cater to a large number of people with drinks, mints, custard treats etc - the Whirling Dervish Waiter can be of considerable help. Dress them appropriately and have them spin in designated areas in the ship's ballroom with a specially designed tray having raised edges so as to prevent discolouring of the lapel. If you feel like a tasty morsel, approach carefully and with a darting snatch action, who knows what you may retrieve.
-- benfrost, Apr 30 2005

Seen giving lazy Susan a whirl after hours.
-- FarmerJohn, Apr 30 2005


Don't tip the waiter. He's so dizzy he'll fall on his face.
-- jaksplat, Apr 30 2005


Excellent visual. Can also completely defend your gathering against invading ninjas, should such a contingency occur.
-- Soterios, Apr 30 2005


Don't they do it to put themselves in trances? That might not be good for a waiter.
-- bungston, May 01 2005



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