Each homework paper has a tiny flat microphone in it. After 9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead and whine and moan. Just imagine the racket a book bag filled with such papers might make!
The homework paper also has transmitter in it. So,if it has been lost I can find it. If it is destroyed it sends out a distress signal so maybe I can save it.
Once completed the homework giggles softly and falls asleep. In the morning it cries out to remind the student to take it to school.-- futurebird, Dec 06 2003 Given you've crossed over to the Dark Side, so to speak, I would put in a plea for not loading the kids down so heavily with homework in the first place.-- DrCurry, Dec 06 2003 Homework that gets sad when it remains unstarted?-- bristolz, Dec 06 2003 Better than me getting sad. Eh?-- futurebird, Dec 06 2003 [+] Wouldn't have helped me much. I actually enjoyed homework. <artfully dodges flying textbooks>-- Klaatu, Dec 07 2003 "Please, no Bouncer. Down boy, fetch bone, oh dear!" <shredding paper sounds>-- lubbit, Dec 07 2003 Silly, NY isn't a country! And my solution to the problem was that I never did homework until I got to college. Of course, that left me with some studying issues, but luckily I found the halfbakery, so I'm OK now.
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's 2:00 am, and I have to stop halfbaking or I'll fail my anatomy test on monday.-- Overpanic, Dec 07 2003 What happens if its a multi-day assignment? Does it ask to have certian sections of it done by a certain date?...Hmm. I think I just answered my own question...-- Space-Pope, Dec 07 2003 Overpanic: NY certainly is a state, which counts as a country in some parts of the world, if not this one.-- DrCurry, Dec 07 2003 The United Staes are the borg, we are one.-- thelambs, Dec 07 2003 // After 9:30pm or so, if it has not been written on it starts to plead and whine and moan. //
Especially if it's been left in a school locker.-- phundug, Dec 08 2003 tick... tock... tick... tock... Tick... Tock... Tick... Tock... TICK... TOCK... TICK... TOCK... TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK...-- phoenix, Dec 08 2003 Make it insult you in demeaning curses if you fail to turn it in on time ... or scream in agony as its destroyed ... [+]-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 08 2003 Why not self-grading homework papers, that whimper if you use the word "interesting" too many times in your book report.-- phundug, Dec 08 2003 I don’t think that making homework more annoying and guilt-inducing would be an improvement.-- AO, Dec 08 2003 I disagree. It certainly would be an improvement to make homework more guilt-inducing, if it prevented you from watching 4 hours of "Adult Swim" on cartoon network.
I personally think that my computer should whine and plead and get more annoying as I use it later and later into the night. We'll see how my anatomy test went today...-- Overpanic, Dec 08 2003 Don't worry, I'm sure you have every part that everyone else has, give or take a few of the more interesting ones.-- RayfordSteele, Dec 08 2003 *snicker*-- futurebird, Dec 08 2003 It’s the homework, of course. That’s why the dog’s been whining.-- pluterday, Dec 09 2003 <aside> Did any other UK h'bakers play the 'Countdown' theme tune in their head after reading [pheonix]'s last anno?
<bud-dah, bud-dah, bud-dal-ah-bah boo!>-- Jinbish, Dec 09 2003 I certainly could use this. At least, a computer program that whined to stop me from Halfbaking during computer science. Eh, who needs to learn Java anyway?-- Baker^-1, Dec 09 2003 hell ya i would love to do homework that way
does that mean homework could be foreplay (he he he he)-- hamheart, Jun 07 2008 random, halfbakery