A simple alarm clock that sounds an alarm in the morning.

If your not up within 5 minutes, a small hole in the side of the clock squirts a stream of water into your face from its refillable water holding chamber.

Not up yet?

The squirting stops, and your free to rest.

The entire side of the alarm clock opens , acitvates it's projectile system, and blasts whatever water is left all over you and your bed.

If your not up, you're probably dead.
-- paperclip987, Nov 18 2004

change it to a big bucket of ice cold... and I would...hate you - stoopid.
-- po, Nov 18 2004


My son has one of these. It's called 'dad'.
-- wagster, Nov 18 2004


PS sp. "you're probably dead". Watch out for the retentives :-)
-- wagster, Nov 18 2004


I just spent way too much time trying to figure out what part of grammar a 'retentive' is. Perhaps some sort of punctuation... oh. right.
-- swamilad, Nov 18 2004


Yeah... if it could be more correctly written "you are" then "you're" is the right spelling to use.

[po]... that's the strongest negative I've ever seen you post!
-- david_scothern, Nov 19 2004


you should get out more! :)
-- po, Nov 19 2004


Damn house arrest.
-- harderthanjesus, Nov 19 2004



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