Scene: a ROAD.

USC, a DRUM KIT, several ELECTRIC GUITARS on stands, and a line of MICROPHONES.

DSC, sittng on the ground, are GARRY ROBERTS, PETE BRIQUETTE and SIMON CROWE.

ROBERTS: (Weary) "Can we play yet ?"

BRIQUETTE: (Gloomy): "No."

CROWE: (Querulous): "Why not ?"

BRIQUETTE: "Because we're waiting for Geldof ..."
-- 8th of 7, Dec 30 2014

scene: 2 hobbits, sitting by the side of the road...

scene: 2 detectives, sitting by the side of a corpse...

scene: 2 hangmen, sitting by the side of a nooseless gallows
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 30 2014


Waiting for Frodo?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 30 2014


VLADIMIR: (optimistic) "Can we have some cheese yet ?"

ESTRAGON: (dismissive) "No"

VLADIMIR: (annoyed) "Why not?"

ESTRAGON: (patronising) "Because we're waiting for Gouda..."
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 30 2014


Waiting for Todog: Scene starts on empty stage, everyone quickly leaves, going backwards.
-- 4and20, Dec 31 2014


Vladimir: Can we play yet?

Estragon: Not until I've given this 2 sausages, beans and a fried slice

But, that would be Waitering for Godot
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 31 2014



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