John entered the voting booth and stood on the first black step. "Calculating weight..." the machine beeped. "Starting in 3...2....1...."

The stairs began to rotate, slowly at first, then faster and faster. John's feet were a blur; his finger poked repeatedly at the touchscreen in front of him. Soon he slipped to the floor.

"You burned 29 calories and voted 12 times before falling off." the machine beeped. "Thank you for voting!"
-- sninctown, Apr 16 2006

wow, a bunless category.
-- sninctown, Apr 16 2006


Not quite, token voting has a bun or two.
-- Selky, Sep 28 2009


"Vote early and vote often" Chicago saying.
-- popbottle, Jul 20 2014



random, halfbakery