Perspicuously, the missives abstrused within "fortune cookies" are unalloyed inanity, and are as commodius as a tea ewer of the chocolate rubric.
Voluminously more edifying would be the implantation of a tiding embodying a word, coincident upshot and examples of deployment.-- sild, Nov 15 2002 Word a day http://wordsmith.org/Procure one circadially. [sild, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] "Chum chewm Chum chewm..Why is nyer peanut mudder in my fordyun cookie...? Chum chewm"
Explicative good croissant, or two, for subliminal lexication. Chum chewm...-- _Mowgli_, Nov 15 2002 Cookie based linguistics ? "Eat cookies and learn a foreign language !". I'll buy that. Encouragement to learn - have to eat all cookies before they go stale.
Could be used to teach Americans to speak English properly, like wot it is spoke in London ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2002 Obfuscatory sesquipedalianism will always merit my Gallic comestible (+)-- whimsickle, Nov 15 2002 Language serves a few specific purposes which all contribute to creating the fabric that holds society together. You may want to check the perspicaciousness of some of your terms, as sophism (and thus sophisticated language) often leads to indirect, unclear communication.
Subversive literacy (or any literacy) always gets my vote, though.-- 1kester, Nov 15 2002 <Aside> Chaps, this [1kester] fellow sounds like a bit of a dangerous intellectual type to me, we'd better put his name on the list ...... </aside>-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2002 [8th] - is that the list wot you and I have just been taken off of?-- PeterSilly, Nov 15 2002 [PeterSilly] Indeed, it is the list wot I done riten myself with all proper words and speeling and stuff. So there.-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2002 <Dodges base-level abstraction> And just why would you call me a "fellow," chap?-- 1kester, Nov 15 2002 Send me a postcard, drop me a line Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me. When I'm sixty-four-- po, Nov 15 2002 Think I'll extirpate my inferior anno after reading that one...-- snarfyguy, Nov 15 2002 random, halfbakery