this is a holder for a menu that vibrates. it vibrates so that it will seem in focus or legible to people who are drunk or impaired.
-- vfrackis, Oct 15 2012

I don't think it could really help. If one is drunk, it could make you more dizzy.
-- xandram, Oct 15 2012


This is definitely not what I thought it would be about. Disappointed in a big way.
-- blissmiss, Oct 15 2012


Hey B what did you think it was about I would really like to know
-- vfrackis, Oct 15 2012


I don't understand why is the word "Communicator" part of the title. And I'm also very disappointed. Probably as much as blismiss, but I can't honestly be sure. I thought you would be proposing different vibrator menu programs which could be chosen à la carte. In fact, I think that would be a much more interesting idea.
-- PauloSargaco, Oct 15 2012


"hey, you've got my number - how 'bout after work you give me a buzz!" - eh - er - no. just no. That's no better.

Unless it's an unsynchronized jackhammer pair, one attached to the menu (read "teleprompter") and the other attached to the nape of the neck of the impaired person (read "politician"), and then - yeah, I'd watch that debate.
-- lurch, Oct 15 2012


A tall handsome communicator, reading with a manly British accent, the list of vibrators available at that particular location. That's what I thought.
-- blissmiss, Oct 15 2012


//a manly British accent//

Is there any other sort?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 15 2012


One would hope so.
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 15 2012


Well, there's the RAF Preferred Accent. When properly affected it eliminates all trace of manliness from the pilot's speech.
-- Alterother, Oct 15 2012



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