Use a smaller version of a cell phone battery as payload, chargable like the new artificial hearts. Popular with the "working women" (for entertainment purposes) and the working women (for user-definable high priority wifi alerts 24/7).
-- prometheus, Oct 23 2001

maglev haptics http://www-2.cs.cmu...ic/haptic_desc.html
interesting [prometheus, Oct 23 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Much more popular amongst women would be the vibrating penis implant, the "Haptdick," available either in wifi, Bluetooth, or both.
-- bristolz, Oct 23 2001


um ... oh, never mind.
-- sdm, Oct 23 2001


SDM is right - bluetooth and wifi are complimentary, not competing, standards; they can peacefully coexist in any vibrating implant product.
-- prometheus, Oct 23 2001


Ewwww... I like the penis implant idea, but not this one.
-- Galileo, Oct 23 2001


Yeah, Haptdick could also solve any potential "last drop" issues.
-- prometheus, Oct 23 2001


Omigod. Milkshakes.
-- Dog Ed, Oct 23 2001


Semi-baked-ish by Elaine on Ally McBeal (only she used a vibrating bra).
-- angel, Oct 23 2001


Vibrating Beast Implants I would have voted for.
-- lubbit, Oct 23 2001


I'm speechless.
-- phoenix, Oct 23 2001


Yes, hacking could be a problem with anything networked. Imagine, at some point in the future, that heart pacemakers become bluetooth so that the doctor can monitor and make adjustments periodically. Now, say that pacemaker-equipped person goes to grab a bagel at the local (wireless-networked) coffee-shop where a kid with a laptop has just downloaded the cool new DoS tool and is itching to try it out . . .

<a lot later> Sorry for the off-topic sojourn
-- bristolz, Oct 23 2001


Any chance of an illustration?
-- simonj, Jun 13 2004



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