Working in the healthcare field, we're often visited by drug company representatives who leave pens, notepads, tote bags, etc. with their drug company's name/logo on them. A coworker was given a nice watch that said Viagra on the face, and that sparked an idea.

How about a talking alarm clock from Viagra; instead of a buzzer or radio, it says "Time to get up!"
-- Mamamoose, Jul 22 2003

Thanks, I moved it to that category. :)
-- Mamamoose, Jul 22 2003


I'll buy it, but only if it's got James Brown blaring out .
-- sufc, Jul 22 2003


(I'm just kinda shy... )
-- Mamamoose, Jul 24 2003


"...and when he was up, he was up, and when he was down, he was down, and when he was only half way up, he was neither up nor down."
-- DrCurry, Jul 24 2003


I thought this was an alarm clock that would give you an erection at exactly 8:30 in the morning -- exactly when you need it.
-- phundug, Jul 24 2003


I expected an alarm clock that would go off when an erection was detected.
-- waugsqueke, Jul 24 2003


Or perhaps one timed to let you know how long before the medication would be in effect; take a pill, set the clock...
-- little dog laughed, Jul 24 2003


I think it'd be better to know when it is to expire so that the guy can plan to overlap the dosage for continuous coverage.
-- bristolz, Jul 24 2003


But... wouldn't the viagra alarm clock require that you get up a half hour or so before you actually 'get up'?
-- X2Entendre, Jul 24 2003


I thought it would wake one up by giving them an erection. And then the man would wake the woman by giving it to her. The erection, I mean. Uhm. Er. Well...heh.
-- Eugene, Jul 25 2003


Alarm Cock?
-- subflower, Jan 08 2006



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