Those humans with vestigial tails have always been presented with a sorry choice in undergarments; that is, do you wear them at all, and if you do, do you wear them tail in or tail out?

Tail in will expose the beloved appendage to the horrors that can manifest from the overly enthusiastic consumption of egg salad sandwiches and chili-dogs. Tail out will expose the little guy to endless chafing from tight clothing with scratchy seams, and unfortunate furniture design.

Fret no more! Ironically, one of your, uh, "tail challenged" brethren has designed a set of both manly men's underpants and silky ladies styles, all with a special pocket just for that [beloved/accursed] appendage.

Specify pocket length.

*** Marketeers! Get in on the ground floor! See Link.
-- Grogster, Apr 30 2012

Vestigial Tail Spotting Spectacles Vestigial_20Tail_20Spotting_20Spectacles
[Grogster, Apr 30 2012]

Your empathy with the tailed is interestingly detailed enough to stimulate my curiosity regarding your own caudal anatomy.
-- nineteenthly, Apr 30 2012


//regarding your own caudal anatomy// Well... since the word "caudal" didn't appear anywhere in the post, I'd say not; it does however appear in one of the annotations.... so... is there a [19thly] junior that follows you around ?
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 30 2012


I lived for a couple of years with a woman with a couple of vestigial nipples (in addition to the real ones on her somewhat magnificent breasts). She was very embarrassed about her "sow's tits" as she referred to them.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 30 2012


I am ever-hopeful that the target market is vast and untapped...
-- Grogster, Apr 30 2012


There's a great market for targets... in Afghanistan.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 30 2012



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