Hire a TV broadcast station with an obscure channel number, and constantly play the musc video of Rick Astley's "Never Going To Give You Up". Using a universal tv remote with the aforementioned obscure number programmed as an easily accesible button, run around pressing the button at every tv you can see, causing mayhem and other assorted emotions in your wake. Works well if you can sneak up to house windows and send the infrared signal into a room where an unsuspecting victim lies half asleep, then turn the volume up.-- erenjay, Apr 25 2012 reiterate need for new category public_3anuisance [FlyingToaster, Apr 25 2012] Can I execute Rick Astley, if I catch him?-- UnaBubba, Apr 25 2012 Numquam ad currere circa et deseret.-- DrBob, Apr 25 2012 I want to take Rick Astley zorbing, and post the video on Youtube.-- Loris, Apr 25 2012 bungee-jumping songage, slightly appropriate.
or rent a tv channel, run your own commercials 24/7 and pay some kids a few bucks to stick single-function IR transmitter buttons (worth about 10c each) on every car they see.
(sorry [ej], I'm too lazy to go out and trap my own ideas today)-- FlyingToaster, Apr 25 2012 Damn you [DrBob] for forcing me to copy and paste your anno into google translate (however I highly recommend it to all non latin-reading members)-- erenjay, Apr 25 2012 (With apologies to DrBob, for nicking his idea)...
[Old Temple Ruins - somewhere beneath the streets of Rome]
The lead architect breaks the seal on the tomb, overhead the sun pierces through the temple vaults, casting a beam through the dusty air and lighting up a plaque set above the millenia old sarcophagus.
"Oh my...it's..." Dr Rollius gasps.
He reads the age-encrusted inscription:
Diximus notum unusquisque diu Tuum cordis fuerit dolore sed Dicere scis nimium timidi Quid intus factitatum novimus Nos scire ludum et sumus amet ludere eam Quam Favente Si quaeris Tu etiam mihi non videre caecos
Numquam amet dare te Numquam amet te descendit Numquam amet currere circa et deseret Numquam amet te clamabo Numquam amet valeant Numquam amet mendacium et nocent-- zen_tom, Apr 25 2012 Diabolical. [+]-- Alterother, Apr 25 2012 If only Joseph Smith had included it in the Book of Mormon, the LDS church would ironically be proven true but have absolutely driven any potential converts away.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 25 2012 A whole dustbin of fishbones for the standard of Latin in those annotations!-- pertinax, Apr 30 2012 grammar aside, ain't too bad.-- FlyingToaster, Apr 30 2012 //Damn you [DrBob] // //fishbones for the standard of Latin// Heh! My work here is done!-- DrBob, May 01 2012 random, halfbakery