I'll let you guess what end it comes out of.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

This... https://www.alamy.c...te-on-43633257.html
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022]

comes out of this. https://think-unico...icorn-figurines-uk/
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022]

The titular //Toothpast// (omission of the silent e) seems to foreshadow the deleterious effects of suspicious dentifrices exuding from suspicious orifices, so [+]
-- Sgt Teacup, Apr 13 2022


I'll let you write the ad copy. The commercial would feature that spoken poetically like the intro to a Disney cartoon or something.

Hey, kids would love this. Not sure if the parents would approve.

Allllthough.... if it got them to brush their teeth...
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022


Days of Dental Past.

Convinced that cavities threaten humanity, Dr. Bolivar Floss develops an army of artificial intelligent robot dentists that attack gumball machine manufacturers everywhere.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 13 2022


Huh, interesting. Are there caps that have characters on them?
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022


Horse's butt? Really? That's disgusting! Got a link?
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022


Yup, those are pretty gross.

I'm thinking more fun gross than just gross gross.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022


Toothpaste is the wrong colour to "work" coming out of a horse's butt. My toothpaste is white, so... bodily orifice that exudes a white gooey substance... no, I won't go there!
-- neutrinos_shadow, Apr 14 2022


Rainbow color toothpaste would be easy.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 14 2022


Why not just capture a real unicorn?
-- pocmloc, Apr 14 2022


//bodily orifice that exudes a white gooey substance... no, I won't go there!//

I think whoever made the "Unicorn mouth" in the second to last link already did go there. Unwittingly or not.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022


Thanks
-- Voice, Apr 14 2022



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