The Unicorn Petting Zoo features those most fercious of creatures, brough back to life via the twin fields of cryptozoology and genetic reclaimation (the proposed technique that might create mammoths from elephants).

Petting these beautifull creatures will double as a test of (ahem) abstenance amongst women and they could also be deployed to guard all women saunas.

Inspired by the Troll Petting Zoo, which was not as fantastic as I hoped.
-- Aristotle, May 09 2002

Virgin superstitions http://www.snopes2....ge/halls/virgin.htm
[pottedstu, May 09 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Aristotle playing horsie with Alexander's mistress http://www.arscomica.com/aristotle.html
*Not* Phyllis [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

as long as I don't have to put my tongue - yuk - anywhere - yuk - near them phew - who was the pervert that thought of that kissy, licky, tonguey stuff yukk. abstaining for all I'm worth Aris.
-- po, May 09 2002


sorry? what am I giving up here exactly? ciggies? OK
-- po, May 09 2002


It's, er, a test of, ah, virtue [po]. I, um, have no doubt that you'd pass.
-- phoenix, May 09 2002


pass!
-- po, May 09 2002


See?
-- phoenix, May 09 2002


nah, me halo has fallen in front of me eyes again, get it orf me. bloody thing is getting on me nerves. more ornament than use, if you ask me!
-- po, May 09 2002


Apparently virgins can also walk through swarms of bees without getting stung, re-light extinguished candles, and stare into the sun without coming to harm. So unicorns wouldn't be strictly necessary for testing if Britney Spears has been lying to us all this time.
-- pottedstu, May 09 2002


I'm not a virgin, but I can relight extinguished candles. All you need is a match...

Half-baked in the book 'The Burning City', although not as a zoo.
-- StarChaser, May 10 2002


Aristotle: You're actually proposing to regenerate creatures that are nothing more than a white horse with a bl00dy great sharp spike on their forehead ? Come on, real horses are bad enough without giving them buit-in armament; one of my toes still doesn't bend properly seven years after the unprovoked "attack". What horses would do to people if you gave them a handy kebab skewer doesn't bear thinking about. Ouch.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 24 2002


A wise man once said, "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
-- BigBrother, Jun 26 2002


[po] you have a halo?
-- kaz, Jun 26 2002



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