Sport: Water: Underwater
Underwater Sumo   (+15, -3)  [vote for, against]
Now there's a reason for those little belts


-- lurch, Jun 28 2009

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Marvellous [8th of 7, Jul 02 2009]

Very funny. But the bubbles, but what about all those big fat bubbles raising to the surface?
-- blissmiss, Jun 28 2009


[+] for the imagery. Would they be allowed to use scuba diving lead weights to keep them down? I imagine sumo wrestlers would typically need a considerable quantity of weights due to their rather low buoyancy. Of course you might want a non-weighted league which would pretty much just bob around, trashing at one another.
-- imho, Jun 28 2009


//Would they be allowed to use scuba diving lead weights// Yesterday I was able to go swimming for the first time in almost a decade. I found I had acquired a tendency to float in most undignified positions. I began wishing for a weight belt, which is exactly what triggered this idea.
-- lurch, Jun 28 2009


There is an underwater rugby.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Jun 29 2009


My brothers and I used to play underwater kung fu at the beach.
-- zen_tom, Jun 29 2009


From wikipedia, "Sumo is a competitive contact sport where a wrestler (rikishi) attempts to force another wrestler out of a circular ring (dohyô) or to touch the ground with anything other than the soles of the feet"

What counts as out of bounds, for underwater sumo?
-- goldbb, Jun 29 2009


I think a weighted hoop, like a hula hoop but regulation size, or other agreed boundary. Or the deep end. Whatever. Just don't bother throwing the salt.
-- lurch, Jun 29 2009


Some scientists postulate that may be how the ocean became as salty as it is - thousands of years of underwater sumo salt throwing.
-- normzone, Jun 29 2009


.... oops! just hauling off my garbage, tripped over the cat, don't mind me... as you were...
-- lurch, Jul 02 2009


[Wily Peyote] The title and the idea itself embody the very Japanese spirit of minimalism, evidenced in ikebana and other decorative arts.
Less can be more.
Look at your own home page - a veritable riot of potential ideas, though something of a duster for potential data miners.
-- coprocephalous, Jul 02 2009


Somebody try to write an "home-run" idea in just 9 words: title, summary, and thesis (the minimalist Holy Grail). Now, that'd be a coupe. Is it possible?
-- Wily Peyote, Jul 02 2009


I thought I had one but nope :(
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 02 2009


// that'd be a coupe //

Eh ? A shorter, more powerful version of a standard model ?

Haiku ideas ? I think we did that one. <link>
-- 8th of 7, Jul 02 2009



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