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Product: Toy: Living Farm
Uncle Milty's Maggot Farm   (+6)  [vote for, against]
A slab of meat between panes of glass with maggots in it

Watch maggots build tunnels, form a society whatever. Alternate idea (not original) -Land Monkeys. Seeing as how Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp , land monkeys could be crab lice or something. A packet of lice eggs with cartoon characters on it.
-- 1978tomy, Jan 06 2001

Damien Hirst: A Thousand Years (1990) http://www.artchive...t_thousand.jpg.html
This piece travelled with the "Sensation" exhibition of young British artists. Maggots hatch in a box and turn into flies, flies migrate to a cow's head in another box and are killed by a bugzapper. [jutta, Jan 06 2001, last modified Jan 29 2007]

I'd like a HappyMeal, and I'd like The MaggotFarm as the Prize.
-- thumbwax, Jan 06 2001


What a way to save those poor endangered maggots who are hunted mercilessly for their much-valued pelts!
-- rachele, Jan 07 2001


What about "Uncle Milty's Maggot Farm add-on Frog kit"?

Maggots hatch out into flies, frog eats flies, frog dies, flies lay eggs in body of frog, new maggots emerge from frog...
-- hippo, Jan 08 2001


Spank you very much for getting that Dead Milkmen song stuck in my head.

"A worm farm is for worms... a maggot farm is for maggots!"
-- cswiii, Apr 17 2001


What about maggots as a cheap alternative to dental floss? Pop a handful in and Robert's your father's brother.
-- brewmaster, Mar 13 2002


Father: Who the heck is this Uncle Robert you're telling me is coming over here while I'm at work?
-- thumbwax, Mar 13 2002


That'll be me 'wax. That'll be me (just ask my nieces).
-- DrBob, Mar 13 2002


Father: But I don't have any Brothers
-- thumbwax, Mar 13 2002



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