Ever try to negotiate a busy street in the rain with an umbrella?
You have to constantly twist and turn, and weave about to avoid bumping into people, but not when you put up your Umbrella of Fear. (aka terrorbrella) The crowds will part before you, as you peer out smugly through its dark sockets... it's best just to view the illustration-- xenzag, Jun 20 2006 Terrorbrella https://sodabred.tu...ts-a-halfbaked-ideaTerrorbrella [xenzag, Jun 20 2006, last modified Mar 15 2018] The counter product https://www.youtube...watch?v=F-u9lnhx_HkPeril Sensitive Sunglasses [Skewed, Mar 15 2018] Put light bulbs in the eye sockets at night.-- skinflaps, Jun 20 2006 ..and some type of waterbase paint that drips like blood when the rain hits it...+-- xandram, Jun 20 2006 Does it come in Darth Vader form too?-- egbert, Jun 24 2006 I want the Dick Cheney one.-- Voice, Sep 17 2008 T-Rex-- FlyingToaster, Sep 17 2008 [+] I think it needs windscreen- wipers for its eyes though (I presume these double-up as windows for the carrier).
If the wipers just detract from the terror, they could always be fashioned as giant freaky skelington fingers.-- monojohnny, Sep 17 2008 I want credit for not linking to the "Umbrella" video.-- normzone, Sep 17 2008 See tumblr link. (ongoing update of all illustrated ideas)-- xenzag, Mar 15 2018 Heheh, I remembered that pic even though I haven't seen it in a decade. Needs glowing eyes/turn-signals.-- FlyingToaster, Mar 15 2018 Can you perhaps delay marketing & distribution of your new product a few weeks? I need to buy some shares in a certain manufacture of sunglasses [Link], I suspect their sales prospects & stock may rise dramatically as a result of your new product line :)-- Skewed, Mar 15 2018 Is the bakery banjaxed? Seems to be behaving very strangely? 'recent' responds with fails to respond.-- xenzag, Mar 18 2018 I've noticed, the last couple of days, the HB taking its time to respond ; I thought it was my connection... guess not.-- FlyingToaster, Mar 18 2018 All fixed again by the wonderful soup dragon.-- xenzag, Mar 18 2018 random, halfbakery