Sell wine in bottles with a neck on each end so they can be used as chilled rolling pins. Call the wine "Bakers Dozen".
-- nomocrow, Aug 17 2012

Like this one you mean? http://www.trendhun...ign-business-bottle
[zeno, Aug 17 2012]

Excellent!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 17 2012


What [MB] said.

[+]
-- 8th of 7, Aug 17 2012


Make it a double-size bottle and call it "Bakers Dozin' "
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 17 2012


Instead of a wine use a beer / wine combination and put some string around the necks - call it "B-Ale-ing T-Wine".

Forgive me, it's one of those days...
-- normzone, Aug 17 2012


// Forgive me //

"The Quality of Mercy is not strain'd ... it droppeth as the gentle Rain from Heaven upon the Place beneath ...

But not from Us. Go, Bid the Soldiers Shoot ..."
-- 8th of 7, Aug 17 2012


Totally random and useless. +
-- blissmiss, Aug 17 2012


Zeno- I googled, swear to God. I'd make the body of the bottle longer, though.
-- nomocrow, Aug 18 2012


[+} what [blissmiss] said
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 18 2012


"Aaallriight, spin the bottle just got real. Giggity-giggity"
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 18 2012


Also handy for chugging. Open one end and then pull the cork from the other. Probably easier with screw tops ...
-- nuclear hobo, Aug 19 2012


If one end has a slower one-way valve the wine will pour with less splashing.
-- Voice, Jan 15 2021



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