I think it would be fun to see at least one American football game in which the teams regular uniforms are replaced with suits and ties. They would have to be specially tailored to fit over the bulky pads.

The game should be played on an extremely muddy field.

Perhaps one player, the quarterback/ placekicker/ punter could be required to wear a properly modified wedding gown or prom dress.
-- jaksplat, Apr 07 2007

Tails, don't forget tails. http://www.glamro.g...ycartoonoutline.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 12 2007]

Well I do say so boy... Marvellous idea! Maybe you could even have the big helmets replaced with a top hat... You know I had an idea for bum-ball but its not called bum-ball its called ***-ball. Can you view mine please my old boy.
-- Thomasunde, Apr 07 2007


A bun for dressing quarterbacks in wedding gowns. [+]
-- nuclear hobo, Apr 07 2007


Isn't that how they used to play?
-- DrCurry, Apr 09 2007


+ This is fun and I would like to see everyone attending dressed in formal wear also.
-- xandram, Apr 11 2007


Yes, that would be nice, also the trophy for the winning team would have to be a crystal cleat, to be placed on the foot of the winning quarterback after the game.
-- jaksplat, Apr 12 2007


Ooh, that's definitely a cummerbund grab there: 5-yard penalty.
-- phundug, Apr 13 2007



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