Once you've found the secret entrance to the box, inside you find crunchy cereal shapes in the form of treasure from Tutankhamun's tomb. One in every million boxes contains either a genuine bit of gold treasure or a deadly poison.On opening the box it is obligatory to look inside and say "I see wonderful things!".-- hippo, May 23 2010 "can I have some more, mummy?"-- po, May 23 2010 Naturally the eye of Ra would be honey-flavored.-- RayfordSteele, May 23 2010 cute but cursed!-- xandram, May 24 2010 Sounds like a pyramid selling scheme to us.-- 8th of 7, May 24 2010 The cereal itself could be Alpha-bits in ancient Eqyptian characters.
I think the box itself needs to be a pyramid in shape.-- RayfordSteele, May 24 2010 Of course you should include a few tantalising hints that there might be further undiscovered chambers somewhere in the box.-- Wrongfellow, May 24 2010 Mummified cats ...-- 8th of 7, May 24 2010 There could certainly be a "false bottom" to the box, leading you to think it's empty when it's not.-- phundug, May 26 2010 Not to be confused with 'Pharoah's Tomb: The breakfast cereal' which consists of a box with a randomly positioned hole in the side and that is almost completely empty apart from a few grains of sand and some cobwebs.-- DrBob, May 26 2010 <reads ingredient list>Two grams of Natron?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 26 2010 There could be a whole series of tomb themed breakfast cereals. e.g. The Viking Tomb breakfast cereal, in the shape of a longship, with a book of matches pasted to one end. The Qin Shi Huang Tomb breakfast cereal, contains one piece of cereal and thousands of plastic collectable figurines.-- pocmloc, May 26 2010 FREE INSIDE! One Book of the Dead!-- RayfordSteele, May 26 2010 We wonder what might be in the box of Richard Dawkins breakfast cereal.-- 8th of 7, May 26 2010 Lots of sharp, metal, jagged pieces of broken crucifixes, likely.-- RayfordSteele, May 26 2010 //Alpha-bits in ancient Egyptian characters// I really like this concept - Alphabetti Spaghetti (and by extension, any other alphabet-based foodstuffs) only in hieroglyphs - Hieroglyphi Linguini?-- zen_tom, May 27 2010 FREE INSIDE! One mummified cat. (EDIT: 8th of 7 beat me to it. Big surprise.)-- swimswim, May 27 2010 //Mummified cats ...//
This does not sound like a breakfast for a hungover day. The little bones and clumped fur would push anyone over the edge!-- saedi, May 27 2010 I prefer the little organ jars myself. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.-- DrWorm, May 28 2010 Tiny, crunchy canopic jars, filled with chocolate. Mmmmm...-- 8th of 7, May 28 2010 Why tiny? Make them full size, perfect replicas inside and out, all edible.-- pocmloc, May 28 2010 That sounds like the guts of an idea ...-- 8th of 7, May 28 2010 Your wish is my command-- pocmloc, May 28 2010 "There seems to be no doorbell on this pyramid - just a small horn hanging by the door." "Yes, just toot and come in."
Sorry.-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 28 2010 Even following your instruction [MB], I cannot in.-- pocmloc, May 28 2010 random, halfbakery