I remember something about a conversation about gummy bears and one person said, "Don't you just love biting their heads off?'
Now we can take it one step further.
Introducing torture bears. These are large, 6-inch tall gummy bears made up of gummy organs, a hard candy skeleton, and cherry-flavored candy liquid for bodily fluids;all surrounded by a gummy skin.
Pry out their eyes, perform an impromptu appendectomy without anesthetic, or learn how to do gummy bear brain surgery. A must have for the kiddies at Halloween.
Comes with miniature plastic surgical/torture tools, including a scalpel, corkscrew, hooks, and a beaker of "acid" that foams and eats away at the skin when it comes in contact with it.-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004 Jello brain http://www.baronbob...s.com/brainmold.htm [Klaatu, Oct 05 2004] Gelatin autospy http://www.yankeeha.../qwiggle.html#prod9 [Klaatu, Oct 05 2004] Sorta related... http://www.halfbake..._20Treat_20Effigiesshameless plug [RayfordSteele, Oct 05 2004] Operation http://www.amazon.c...mg=15#more-picturesThat game [goff, Oct 05 2004] Gummi Roadkill Candy http://www.candywar...e.com/roadkill.htmlNot as cool as this, but still. [contracts, Feb 25 2005] Body Parts vs Bugs http://www.candyfav...i-centipedes-hariboThe Jello Brain is something to see, but I'm not as grossed out by body parts as I am with centipedes. They are absolutely disgusting and can make grown men scream. Trying eating them. Delicious and creepy crawly all in one. [candycandycandy, Mar 22 2011] An alternative to animal disections in bio class-- swimr, Jun 29 2004 I think I saw something like this in the candy store already. Edible organs or some such.-- DrCurry, Jun 29 2004 ?
Where?
I find that hard to believe.-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004 Mwahaha!-- Detly, Jun 29 2004 [+] I love it. Hand them out at the end of anger management classes. I have 5 suggestions though:
-The skin should be colored so that you can't see through it.
-All the tools should be made of edible sugar. And maybe only make one tool, not really sharp. They're kids, after all.
-A basic skeletal system made up of the same sugar candy as the tools.
-Have it be attached horizontally to an electronic base, with 3 or 4 sound buttons on it, so that when you push down into the body with the tool, it screams in pain.
-Have some kind of thick candy juice/syrup that makes up the blood/body fluid.-- Pocketassreturn, Jun 29 2004 Yes pocket. The skin is colored.
Oh, yes! I forgot bones. Duhhhhh.
And I already thought about blood, but since you want that, I'll add it.
Thanks, pocketassreturn.-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004 ooo ooo ooo can i perform a lobotamy and watch him walk around like a retard for the rest of his poor pathetic life?-- BigDilly, Jun 29 2004 Fluffy and Uranus, for the Duckman product tie-in.-- sartep, Jun 30 2004 mmmm, i give this idea a bun. especially if you put in the electronic base so it screams. but why not expand you market... diffent shapes... let's say oh i dunno puppies... people... jealous ex boyfriends....-- Urban Kayaker, Jun 30 2004 Great idea!!
2 questions:what would the organs be made of??can i have one??
P.S. dont forget the brain surrounded by a hard candy skull.-- falmingtoe, Jun 30 2004 You are the greatest confectioner I have ever met. Thank you for being born.
Bread!-- shapu, Jun 30 2004 Ahh, I'm a confectionary genius!
What can I say?-- DesertFox, Jun 30 2004 What Detly said, but much much more.
Is there a breakfast cereal type? Or is it like the Chocolate Easter Bunnys you get in the States in a clear box.-- macncheesy, Jun 30 2004 Donald Rumsfeld would have no fun with this, since he wouldn't consider any of this to be "torture".-- sophocles, Jun 30 2004 Whew... the title had me so worried...
+ if we can we get them shaped as little Bin Ladens.-- RayfordSteele, Jun 30 2004 I guess we could. :)-- DesertFox, Jul 01 2004 With PAR's comments it sounds like an edible version of "Operation", except it's more like "Autopsy"...-- goff, Jul 01 2004 CSI: My Gummi-- Detly, Jul 01 2004 Autopsy....Have a little candy bullet hidden somewhere in the bear, the eater tries to find it..-- swimr, Jul 01 2004 Torture the little bears! Torture them!!!
Also, when they've been hollowed out at Halloween by the kids, you can stick a candle inside and leave it in your windowsill with a knife in the skin to scare off trick-or-treaters.-- bookends, Jun 05 2005 [Pa've] Must agree on that one.
"There was gummy juice anywhere, and they, and they..." "They did what, Gummy?" "They ate his ear in front of him..."
- Testimony from G. Bear, victim of mass torture...
Bun.-- froglet, Jun 05 2005 urrrrm, not wanting to piss on a very good little bonfire you've got going here but.......might this not encourage torture of real animals? I know that its all good when its just a sweet or something, but you wait till the first news report linking the sweet and little Timmy opening up his dog Rover to see whether he was the same.-- kaz, Jun 06 2005 You say it like it's a bad thing, [Pa`ve]... I've been working on it for years. If not "torture" then at least "explosion," "crater," or "three small pigeons and fifty litres of treacle."-- Detly, Jun 06 2005 I think that by the time a child is old enough to use the tools, he/she will know better, unless the child is already a sadistic torturer, in which case this won't matter. Also, parents probably wouldn't buy this for younger kids. And those kids would be to young to buy it themselves.
Besides, I think Rover would bite of someone tried to cut him open.
Psssstttt.... Detly! What are you planning to do with three small pigeons and fifty litres of treacle?-- DesertFox, Jun 06 2005 This is just Genius! Now I can act out all my favourite moments in the history of the Spanish inquisition! hahahahahahahaha....!!! [+]-- maximus5, Jun 06 2005 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition....-- Salmon Of Doubt, Jan 05 2006 bun for the Spanish Inquisition-- Voice, Jun 07 2010 //Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition//
I don't suppose anyone expected a bun after more than 4 years-- Tulaine, Jun 07 2010 given the poster's nick, I think a cry of "racism" is in order [-]-- FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010 no, Racism as in "Fox" advocating cruelty to "Bear". Many children's stories feature animal characters to disguise a (usually moral) storyline more palatably.
And if that's too much of a stretch then we'll just go with "sadistic treatment of animals", effigy or no.
[marked-for-deletion] stuff.-- FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010 ah but Messrs T & J would be considered politically incorrect these days.
... might bend a bit for purple dinosaur dissection though.-- FlyingToaster, Jun 08 2010 hilarious and feasible idea. I love it.-- EdwinBakery, Mar 22 2011 random, halfbakery