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Food: Sweet: Gummy
Torture Bears   (+23, -8)  [vote for, against]
For the sadistic evil genius in you

I remember something about a conversation about gummy bears and one person said, "Don't you just love biting their heads off?'

Now we can take it one step further.

Introducing torture bears. These are large, 6-inch tall gummy bears made up of gummy organs, a hard candy skeleton, and cherry-flavored candy liquid for bodily fluids;all surrounded by a gummy skin.

Pry out their eyes, perform an impromptu appendectomy without anesthetic, or learn how to do gummy bear brain surgery. A must have for the kiddies at Halloween.

Comes with miniature plastic surgical/torture tools, including a scalpel, corkscrew, hooks, and a beaker of "acid" that foams and eats away at the skin when it comes in contact with it.
-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004

Jello brain http://www.baronbob...s.com/brainmold.htm
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004]

Gelatin autospy http://www.yankeeha.../qwiggle.html#prod9
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004]

Sorta related... http://www.halfbake..._20Treat_20Effigies
shameless plug [RayfordSteele, Oct 05 2004]

Operation http://www.amazon.c...mg=15#more-pictures
That game [goff, Oct 05 2004]

Gummi Roadkill Candy http://www.candywar...e.com/roadkill.html
Not as cool as this, but still. [contracts, Feb 25 2005]

Body Parts vs Bugs http://www.candyfav...i-centipedes-haribo
The Jello Brain is something to see, but I'm not as grossed out by body parts as I am with centipedes. They are absolutely disgusting and can make grown men scream. Trying eating them. Delicious and creepy crawly all in one. [candycandycandy, Mar 22 2011]

An alternative to animal disections in bio class
-- swimr, Jun 29 2004


I think I saw something like this in the candy store already. Edible organs or some such.
-- DrCurry, Jun 29 2004


?

Where?

I find that hard to believe.
-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004


Mwahaha!
-- Detly, Jun 29 2004


[+] I love it. Hand them out at the end of anger management classes. I have 5 suggestions though:

-The skin should be colored so that you can't see through it.

-All the tools should be made of edible sugar. And maybe only make one tool, not really sharp. They're kids, after all.

-A basic skeletal system made up of the same sugar candy as the tools.

-Have it be attached horizontally to an electronic base, with 3 or 4 sound buttons on it, so that when you push down into the body with the tool, it screams in pain.

-Have some kind of thick candy juice/syrup that makes up the blood/body fluid.
-- Pocketassreturn, Jun 29 2004


Yes pocket. The skin is colored.

Oh, yes! I forgot bones. Duhhhhh.

And I already thought about blood, but since you want that, I'll add it.

Thanks, pocketassreturn.
-- DesertFox, Jun 29 2004


ooo ooo ooo can i perform a lobotamy and watch him walk around like a retard for the rest of his poor pathetic life?
-- BigDilly, Jun 29 2004


Fluffy and Uranus, for the Duckman product tie-in.
-- sartep, Jun 30 2004


mmmm, i give this idea a bun. especially if you put in the electronic base so it screams. but why not expand you market... diffent shapes... let's say oh i dunno puppies... people... jealous ex boyfriends....
-- Urban Kayaker, Jun 30 2004


Great idea!!

2 questions:what would the organs be made of??can i have one??

P.S. dont forget the brain surrounded by a hard candy skull.
-- falmingtoe, Jun 30 2004


You are the greatest confectioner I have ever met. Thank you for being born.

Bread!
-- shapu, Jun 30 2004


Ahh, I'm a confectionary genius!

What can I say?
-- DesertFox, Jun 30 2004


What Detly said, but much much more.

Is there a breakfast cereal type? Or is it like the Chocolate Easter Bunnys you get in the States in a clear box.
-- macncheesy, Jun 30 2004


Donald Rumsfeld would have no fun with this, since he wouldn't consider any of this to be "torture".
-- sophocles, Jun 30 2004


Whew... the title had me so worried...

+ if we can we get them shaped as little Bin Ladens.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 30 2004


I guess we could. :)
-- DesertFox, Jul 01 2004


With PAR's comments it sounds like an edible version of "Operation", except it's more like "Autopsy"...
-- goff, Jul 01 2004


CSI: My Gummi
-- Detly, Jul 01 2004


Autopsy....Have a little candy bullet hidden somewhere in the bear, the eater tries to find it..
-- swimr, Jul 01 2004


Torture the little bears! Torture them!!!

Also, when they've been hollowed out at Halloween by the kids, you can stick a candle inside and leave it in your windowsill with a knife in the skin to scare off trick-or-treaters.
-- bookends, Jun 05 2005


[Pa've] Must agree on that one.

"There was gummy juice anywhere, and they, and they..."
"They did what, Gummy?"
"They ate his ear in front of him..."

- Testimony from G. Bear, victim of mass torture...

Bun.
-- froglet, Jun 05 2005


urrrrm, not wanting to piss on a very good little bonfire you've got going here but.......might this not encourage torture of real animals? I know that its all good when its just a sweet or something, but you wait till the first news report linking the sweet and little Timmy opening up his dog Rover to see whether he was the same.
-- kaz, Jun 06 2005


You say it like it's a bad thing, [Pa`ve]... I've been working on it for years. If not "torture" then at least "explosion," "crater," or "three small pigeons and fifty litres of treacle."
-- Detly, Jun 06 2005


I think that by the time a child is old enough to use the tools, he/she will know better, unless the child is already a sadistic torturer, in which case this won't matter. Also, parents probably wouldn't buy this for younger kids. And those kids would be to young to buy it themselves.

Besides, I think Rover would bite of someone tried to cut him open.

Psssstttt.... Detly! What are you planning to do with three small pigeons and fifty litres of treacle?
-- DesertFox, Jun 06 2005


This is just Genius! Now I can act out all my favourite moments in the history of the Spanish inquisition!
hahahahahahahaha....!!!

[+]
-- maximus5, Jun 06 2005


Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition....
-- Salmon Of Doubt, Jan 05 2006


bun for the Spanish Inquisition
-- Voice, Jun 07 2010


//Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition//

I don't suppose anyone expected a bun after more than 4 years
-- Tulaine, Jun 07 2010


given the poster's nick, I think a cry of "racism" is in order [-]
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010


no, Racism as in "Fox" advocating cruelty to "Bear". Many children's stories feature animal characters to disguise a (usually moral) storyline more palatably.

And if that's too much of a stretch then we'll just go with "sadistic treatment of animals", effigy or no.

[marked-for-deletion] stuff.
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 07 2010


ah but Messrs T & J would be considered politically incorrect these days.

... might bend a bit for purple dinosaur dissection though.
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 08 2010


hilarious and feasible idea. I love it.
-- EdwinBakery, Mar 22 2011



random, halfbakery