Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus.
Hard-on, apply directly to the phallus.
Hard-on, apply direct...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2010

Prior art. http://www.youtube....watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2010]

Simply rub in for 15 to 20 minutes.
-- doctorremulac3, Oct 08 2010


[narked-for-deletion], tragic
-- infidel, Oct 08 2010


grind something or other - don't pour cold water ...
-- po, Oct 08 2010


Don't rub it on your nose.
-- infidel, Oct 08 2010


Seriously, it's amazing that isn't how viagra works anyway. The idea of taking something systemic that has such a massive localised effect would concern me.
-- wagster, Oct 08 2010


//[narked-for-deletion]// ??
-- po, Oct 08 2010


apply directly to the dick head?
-- theircompetitor, Oct 08 2010


hehe +
dare I say [marked - for - erection]?
-- xandram, Oct 08 2010


"For erections lasting more than four hours, seek medical attention--for your partner!"
-- Boomershine, Oct 08 2010


Dang! That explains my stiff neck. I'm gonna have to read the labels a little closer next time. To bun? To bone? To bone the bun? [+]
-- Grogster, Oct 08 2010


I didn't want "marked" to be picked up by an admin's search, [po].
-- infidel, Oct 09 2010


[marked-for-transfer- to-HB:drinking-category]
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 09 2010


bone shaped bun
-- Voice, Oct 12 2010



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