Ever wish you were a vampire, but can't stand the taste of blood? Imagine a pez-type dispenser about three feet tall, designed to hold and dispense whole, delicious, ripe tomatoes instead of pez candy. The head of this "victim" would of course be interchangeable/tradable/upgradeable.
Instructions for use: 1. close the blinds. 2. sit between a lamp and the window. 3. push back the head of the pezato dispenser and fall upon the "throat" with dread fury 4. slake your ravening thirst for a few moments 5. when you are certain the neighbors have seen you, drop the pezato dispenser, go next door (leaving your mouth a mess) and ask your neighbors if they have "heard anything."-- dijontoothpaste, Jan 23 2004 Labatt Blue Hat Trick dispenser http://63.90.84.232....php?products_id=28Another take on quasi-pezzing. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Mu wa hahahaha! +-- k_sra, Jan 23 2004 Very nice, [dijon] ... blood-soaked bun for you [+]-- Letsbuildafort, Jan 23 2004 there I was thinking what a nice sane person, dijon was... your sister? oh ok - I understand now!
how many calories in that stuff?-- po, Jan 23 2004 The beauty of tomatoes is that you use more calories eating them than they actually contain. Especially by the time you've run over to the neighbors' house a few times.-- dijontoothpaste, Jan 23 2004 that is celery, silly.-- po, Jan 23 2004 splendidly daft. lovely work [dijon]-- jonthegeologist, Jan 23 2004 Excellent. I'll have two please.-- hazel, Jan 23 2004 personally i think human blood tastes better then tomatos but maybe that's just me-- slapdash loser, Jan 23 2004 [po], maybe celery also, but I'm almost certain tomatoes work that way too. Cabbage does as well. What's the term for this? I keep thinking endo-caloric, but I know that isn't it. Nando Calrissian?
Anyway, celery just doesn't produce the gore that tomatoes do. And while red cabbage would produce a lovely mess, the proportional pezzage dispenser would be enormous! Like a vampire attacking an elephant: "I come to suck your blood-- whoa! Nevermind!"-- dijontoothpaste, Jan 23 2004 //your sister? oh ok//
We were raised by wolveseses, don't ya know.-- k_sra, Jan 24 2004 // wolveseses // lovely use of the hyperplural [k_sra]. Halfbaker [hazel] often employs 'em too ... One Mouse Two Mice Three (or more) mouses. Quite right [po], its inexcusable.-- jonthegeologist, Jan 24 2004 Great link, waugs. One-stop shopping.-- lintkeeper2, Jan 24 2004 You forgot that it's Four Mices-- hazel, Jan 24 2004 5...gold...rat's...ass-- po, Jan 24 2004 Bloody brilliant ... I think you are going to have to improve the ease-of-loading though. Regular pez require the hands of a surgeon and the patience of a cab driver to load properly. Tomatoes would be quite a mess.
On the plus side though, if you manufactured these by altering old cabbage patch dolls, it would look like you preferred the blood of an infant…-- luecke, Jan 24 2004 I prefer the plural of moose. Meeces.-- DesertFox, Dec 21 2005 I think you'll find the plural is Moo'.-- fridge duck, Dec 22 2005 Mooces? Interesting (I know the plural of moose)-- DesertFox, Dec 24 2005 random, halfbakery