Now people with tragically small hands have a prosthetic option to allow them to fully experience the joy of normal size hands.

No longer will they be ridiculed for their piano playing, no more dropped basket balls, Nose goblins will finally be within their reach and they too can finally cover their faces in shame.
-- jhomrighaus, Dec 16 2019

Edward Whateverhands. https://youtu.be/dEHiAItVdiw
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 16 2019]

// cover their faces in shame. //

... but only if they have anything to be ashamed of, of course.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 16 2019


Actually, he has quite a small face too, so this might not be necessary.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2019


How big we talking? [link]

Also there is a pretty cool thingiverse 3d printable option.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 16 2019


// Nose goblins will finally be within their reach //

Even by our standards (but not [MB]'s), isn't it a tiny bit heartless and unfeeling to evict the Clintons so close to Christmas ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 16 2019


In all hyperbole, this is the greatest idea ever posted to the halfbakery.
-- tatterdemalion, Dec 17 2019


Redolent of feet binding, perhaps the smaller the hand is a sign of honesty, or lunacy.
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 17 2019



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