Upmarket, novelty petfood where the "meat" is formed into life-sized fish or mouse shapes instead of little chunks. They would come in those little, flat, ring-pull cat food tins that dowager duchesses buy for their persian kitties as a special treat. Each tin might contain three "mice" embedded in "nourishing jelly" of a contrasting colour to make the meat stand out. Perhaps the label could say "with REAL mouse flavour!". It would come in mouse, hamster, gerbil, budgie and goldfish flavours.
-- gravelpit, Jun 13 2001

Canned Mice http://www.halfbake.../idea/canned_20mice
The same idea with the real thing. [Aristotle, Jun 13 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004]

uh.. and he came down upon your head and made sure that you were dead?
-- globaltourniquet, Jun 13 2001


I once bronzed a hamster just like my baby shoes
-- AfroAssault, Jun 13 2001



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