Does the name not sum it all up? Like Wonder Woman, Tie Fighter uses a tie as a lassoo. Like the Green Goblin, he throws not pumpkins that burst into a dozen whirling blades, but a cravat that showers forth spinning bow ties. Like Mr. T, he has a plethora of the darn things hanging around his neck at all times.

Superman may have been stronger, but where deportment and grooming count, Tie Fighter wins hands down.
-- Needa Moeba, Aug 20 2003

Glutton for punishment http://www.geocitie..._wax/tiefighter.htm
[thumbwax, Oct 17 2004]

Pootie Tang http://images.allpo...otietang_2sided.jpg
Black Belt in Belt Fighting [thumbwax, Oct 17 2004]

I guess it must glow in the dark, right?
-- Zimmy, Aug 20 2003


And his arch nemesis, Captain Clip-on!
-- friendlyfire, Aug 20 2003


<groan>Thai Frighter : A Bad Green Curry.</groan>
-- nichpo, Aug 20 2003


Tie Fighter was the original member of Stripe Force before he left the fold in a clash with Loud Houndstooth and Dread Knot over Paisley Girl. Tie Fighter was last spotted by Barbecue Sauce Man.
-- wombat, Aug 20 2003


And he shoots Arrow shirts with his bow tie.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 20 2003



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