Crotchless Panties with a chin rest attachement and a few mini containers for dips*, carrot / celery sticks and canopies - I expect they may be branded St Micheal's or S&M.
Thanks to my identical twin brother (born just 2773 days early) for the suggestion.
*1000 island dressing's my favorite-- Parmenides, May 23 2011 Mobius Strip Club Mobius_20Strip_20Club [theircompetitor, May 24 2011] //Thanks to my identical twin brother//
I think just the one Parmenide would have been enough.-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 23 2011 Where is benfrost gone?-- neelandan, May 24 2011 The velcro on his feet got all fluffy and he fell off the planet.-- nineteenthly, May 24 2011 Good name squandered on a predictable idea.-- xenzag, May 24 2011 Really, I thought it was a strip club in Canada ..?-- xandram, May 24 2011 predictable?-- daseva, May 24 2011 Stochastically, yes.-- 8th of 7, May 24 2011 Ahh, yes. Makes perfect nonsense.-- daseva, May 24 2011 Completely one dimensional-- theircompetitor, May 24 2011 random, halfbakery