Ladies' knickerwear keeps getting smaller. But where can it go from here, when it's already down to a thread? This is the only solution. This is the next level. This is the thong tattoo. Put it on once, and feel securely covered forevermore. Easy to wash. No pantilines.
-- gnormal, Dec 01 2001

Just a thong at twilight, When the lights are low And the flickering shadows Softly come and go Though the heart be weary, Sad the day and long, Still to us a twilight, Comes love's old thong. Comes love's old sweet thong.
-- po, Dec 01 2001


[po] That'th thilly.

[gnormal] How will the blondes know what day of the week it is?
-- phoenix, Dec 02 2001


Hmmmph! This should be a concern for you, phoenix, because if the blondes don't know the day of the week, who will you have left to ask?
-- bristolz, Dec 02 2001


8^D
It's always been the next one without an 'X' on it...
-- phoenix, Dec 02 2001


Congratulations UB, you've replaced the thought of my parents having sex as the worst image I could possibly think of with the contents of that annotation.
-- CoolerKing, Dec 02 2001


Likewise - I too had always been repulsed by the thought of CoolerKing's parents having sex.
(Anyway - how come lewisgirl didn't post this idea?)
-- hippo, Dec 02 2001


Anything other than white would show through white clothes anyway.
-- Helium, Dec 02 2001


right as ever, we dont need needles in the furry bits. i was imagining the little triangle of thong illustrated onto the top of the butt, and the waistband (string) line. these are the only parts of a thong that might be seen by others, so they're the only parts you need. (obviously there is no need to look like you're wearing a thong if you're naked.)
-- gnormal, Dec 03 2001


[Gnormal] well that would get around tatooing the, urgh, ow, y'know, ring.
-- Citizen Rat, Dec 03 2001


Oh, now *that* is definitely Baked. go on, someone find a link. I'm too squeamish.
-- lewisgirl, Dec 03 2001


Citizen Rat: That really was a gross uncalled for image... as for CK's mum & Dad... Man, this posting was really asking for it! Eeugh!
-- sven3012, Dec 03 2001


Hey, neat idea, i'll get a watch tatooed on my wrist. Just as useful.
-- funky_monkey, Jul 08 2002



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