"I want one of these please Mr Spring Santa"
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A high impact resistant radio controlled V8 Merino complete with wide flaring nostrils and a electronic ignition system.
Play with this toy upon the open countryside, or wind the neighbours dogs up.-- skinflaps, Mar 17 2005 Baaaavaroooooooom! http://www.ansi.oks...merino/SAMERINO.JPGAdd a ignition system and a V8! [skinflaps, Mar 18 2005] http://www.v8juice.com/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 18 2005] Prior Art of the motorised ungulates Cow-asakiIn a strange category, however.... [ConsulFlaminicus, Mar 18 2005] Take it to Wales and wind up the local desperados-- scubadooper, Mar 17 2005 I wish I knew what you wanted, I really do...
nothing to do with sheep, I hope.-- po, Mar 17 2005 Baaaa..vaarooom.!-- skinflaps, Mar 17 2005 I will terrorise the poodles of Dulwich.-- wagster, Mar 17 2005 I don't think there would be much left of Dulwich let alone the poodles, with these tearing around [wags]-- skinflaps, Mar 18 2005 <smacks forehead> I could've had a V8.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 18 2005 Not sure if it would run on tomato juice[2 fries] might splutter abit.-- skinflaps, Mar 18 2005 On the Recent view, this came just before Upskirt Defense System and it felt a little out of kilt.-- FarmerJohn, Mar 18 2005 random, halfbakery