A retailer who's business is to produce things that don't do things.

The Product lifestyle re-engineers are proud to produce and welcome you to purchase things that don't do anything and have no particular purpose or functionality.

The sales team will be more than helpful to assist you to acquire a do nothing thing of your desire.

A bit like the air and space museum,there's nothing in it.
-- skinflaps, Jul 22 2016

something to stock in your top shelf Non-essential_20Blo...rm_20and_20Function
[xenzag, Jul 22 2016]

10 useless machines https://www.youtube...watch?v=MiG13q79iQE
[Voice, Jul 24 2016]

A lot of stuff called "art" is stuff that doesn't do anything but sit there looking pretty. This Idea may be Baked, therefore.
-- Vernon, Jul 22 2016


Hah. Maybe, you would be in interested in the new range of one of these, it doesn't do anything and its pointless,I had one,maximum enjoyment,good investment for a celebration present.
-- skinflaps, Jul 22 2016


// don't do anything and have no particular purpose or functionality. //

Just like a son-in-law, then ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 22 2016


It was only a matter of time,or in this case no time.
-- skinflaps, Jul 22 2016


Restock it from Congress?
-- whatrock, Jul 22 2016


No, they're useful as rifle targets.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 22 2016


//Just like a son-in-law, then ?// So how do you get on with your parents-in-law?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 22 2016


Thankfully, we are not subject to that particular misfortune.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 23 2016


Ah. The only person in the world to be put up for adoption by his parents-in-law.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 23 2016


//Ah. The only person in the world...// You don't get out much, do you?
-- lurch, Jul 23 2016


If you search "The Thing Shop" you end up at a parts site for the Volkswagen Thing.

Maybe try:

No Thing Shop or

The Cosa Nada Gang ?

"Sitting on the dock of the bay" SHOP
-- popbottle, Jul 24 2016


I have no-thing to say...except HI YA SKINNY. Ha.
-- blissmiss, Jul 24 2016



random, halfbakery