Seeing as the House of Wotsits is about to renovated for [insert large amount of money] why not just let the politicos go home and stay there?

We can flog the House to the Chinese for luxury flats, und der [insert large amount of money] could go to the NHS.

I can't help feeling that GCHQ could come up with something Skype-ish but with security...

The politicos can enjoy a home life, and not have to worry about filling in those London expenses claims forms, as they ain't getting any more.
-- not_morrison_rm, Feb 18 2018

// why not just let the politicos go home and stay there? //

Because it's handier to have them all in the one place. If they go home, you have to deal with them one at a time. If they're all shut up in one building, all you need is to throw in a few thermite grenades, and when they come scurrying out a few decent chaps with Vickers guns can mow them down in heaps as they try to escape. The ones that don't run, burn - a win-win situation; like the Reichstag fire, but in a good way.

Does that answer your question ?
-- 8th of 7, Feb 18 2018


He was inside, that was his mistake. Burn 'em out, gun 'em down.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 19 2018



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