Find a particularly vulnerable woman…. Surreptitiously find out all about her from friends of hers and the internet. Meet her somehow. Bump in to her “accidentally” at a coffee shop or at a Renaissance fair. Tell her that you are a psychic. If she has a recently departed husband or puppy dog, so much the better.

Tell her you will read her fortune for free using halfbakery.com. Ask her to pick a random number. Start hitting the random link on halfbakery.com. When you get to a good and appropriate title, stop.

Read her the title and your interpretation of that title and how it affects her future. Or her love life, or it’s her dearly departed whomever trying to contact her. Use standard psychic mumbo jumbo to obscure what you are doing and amp it up!!

You just told her fortune, you charming scalawag of a fortune teller you!! (that’s fortune number 1) If she falls for it hook line and sinker, tell her the next reading is ten thousand Euros. 10 readings later you’re rich (that’s fortune number 2). So you just made two fortunes with halfbakery.com. Go ahead. Try it. Hit the random button a few times. Let’s try it, Shall We????

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-- r_kreher, Aug 17 2013

i foresee travel in your future Star_20Trekking
Are you going on a trip? Of course you are. [r_kreher, Aug 17 2013]

The Japanese tradition - dating. Tongue in cheek, but wonderfully creepy... http://www.youtube....watch?v=Fmq_E1ItzJQ
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 17 2013]

Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah [pashute, Aug 21 2013]

For example: Basic Fridge Food Airport Kiosks

(The way to any woman's heart.)
-- popbottle, Aug 17 2013


//Bump in to her “accidentally”

The Japanese Tradition - Dating, will give many ideas for "encounters". C link.
-- not_morrison_rm, Aug 17 2013


What a wonderful new form of stalking!
-- Alterother, Aug 17 2013


Humph! Not much to work with so far: Sander Dumbbell Clip, Yearly Public Vote of Confidence, Public Email-IM Booths, Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah...

Hang on a sec... Oooh! Death by a Thousand Cuts! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have our winner!!!
-- Canuck, Aug 19 2013


You to James Randi!
-- pashute, Aug 21 2013



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