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Product: Toy: Adult
The Rack   (+1)  [vote for, against]
The Ultimate Executive Desktop Accessory.

Mini Medieval Torture device - complete with prisoner/non-believer (stretchy doll). A twist of the wheel stretches the poor soul. Digitally inserted creaks and groans of the machine mixed with the writhing screams of the prisoner provide endless hours of distraction. Black hood with eyeholes optional.
-- Trodden, Mar 06 2003

The Rack http://tinyurl.com/6zva
[mrthingy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Would woik/sell better if it was the exec in the rack, and (ex)employees got to do the cranking.
-- thumbwax, Mar 06 2003


Make it a voodoo doll. I wonder what someone being stretched by an invisible rack looks like?
-- Macwarrior, Mar 06 2003


ooooh I want one. does it come with a set of dolls or just one? I would like it more if the dolls were made of some stretchy and bounce back to original shape afterwards kinda material.
-- po, Mar 06 2003


Too kinky, subjecting the voodoo doll to a thumb screw.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 06 2003


oh farmer! you luv kinky...
-- po, Mar 06 2003


mrthingy: hardly a miniature rack.
-- DrCurry, Mar 06 2003



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