The soul of Frank Hassle died when he and his family stumbled onto a mob pun-out and fell under won ton of Chinese soup. Though he had a thousand aches - a kilohurtz - Hassle’s body alone survived, possessed by a desire to quibble punishment on all those who lout the flaw and threaten the innocent, even if they knead the dough.
-- thumbwax, Nov 21 2002

The Punisher http://www.thepunisher.com/archives.html
...and not a pun in sight. Must be an impostor. [st3f, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

The Punisher http://imdb.com/title/tt0330793/
Fan-fucking-tastic movie, I don't care what you say. [AfroAssault, Apr 30 2005]

Harper, leave it out!
-- Jinbish, Nov 21 2002


// a thousand aches - a megahurtz //

kilohurtz, shirley ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2002


A thousand achers?
-- whimsickle, Nov 21 2002


//2 kilo mockingbird//
No perches necessary.
-- Amos Kito, Nov 21 2002


The Mexican version: Tequila Mockingbird.
-- angel, Nov 21 2002


A pun is it's own re-word.
-- Amos Kito, Nov 21 2002


The Mexican version the morning after: Took ill a mockingbird.
-- sild, Nov 21 2002


Shouldn't that be "cheep" ?
-- dalek, Nov 21 2002


If you think the Punisher was a good movie, you should read the books. BB
-- Blisterbob, Mar 20 2007


If you think the Punisher was a good movie, you should watch more movies.
-- theleopard, Mar 20 2007


It is early morning and two birds are rushing towards a single worm. Suddenly a shot rings out and the leading bird falls on its side, dead. "Why did you do that?" - "I just thought I should keel the more keen bird"

It's a sad story, but it needed telling and I have no regrets for being its messenger. I may now also be shot and will die happy.
-- xenzag, Mar 21 2007



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