You've always thought about it, but were just a bit afraid to dart into the car wash chamber due to all the negative Hollywood propaganda.

Now that you've reached the very top, and you're finding that the $10,000 shower cabin/waterfall modules from Kohler just do not wash, get our Personal Car Wash Experience.

Upon entering the cabin, you are subjected to an intense cleansing ritual using the latest in softbrush materials and alternating water temperatures to put a Siberian sauna to shame.

Optional moving floor thread for the true connoisseur will make you feel like that first time when you felt those hydraulic threads jerk your car along.

You'll appreciate being able to keep those expensive towels on the shelf in their pristine condition, as the drying cycle kicks off and has you dry and ready for the morning commute.
-- theircompetitor, Mar 30 2005

people wash by [bobofthefuture] people_20wash
Redundant? [krelnik, Mar 30 2005]

And a little flashing readout that starts off "dirty.... dirty.... dirty.... dirty... clean!"
-- moomintroll, Mar 30 2005


Is there a hot wax option?
-- Worldgineer, Mar 30 2005


Are you talking about getting washed while in your car, or by yourself in the manner of a car wash? If the latter, it seems redundant with the linked idea.
-- krelnik, Mar 30 2005


Ooh ooh You might not ever get rich/ But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch/ There ain't no tellin' who you might meet/ A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief/

(Workin') At the [personal] car wash/ Workin' at the [personal] car wash, girl/ Come on and sing it with me/ (Car wash) Sing it with the feelin' ya'all/ (Car wash, girl)

In Jackass (not sure if it was the movie or the TV show) the strapped one of the guys to the hood of a car and drove through a car wash. Looked painful.
-- Machiavelli, Mar 30 2005


Seems pretty close to link, krelnik, though mine is certainly not coin operated and is for the home :)
-- theircompetitor, Mar 30 2005



random, halfbakery